The world of Hollywood draws many of its ideas from the world of Pie Movies. Sadly, many Pie Movies are altered during production and marketing to be pieless. Please read the pages below to see what could have been.
True Pies
The original plot involved Arnold Schwarzenegger as Harry Tasker, an agent for the United States Counter-Pastie agency who does not tell his family what he really does when he is at work. They think he is a mild mannered baker. One day, while his wife is performing lewd acts for his entertainment, some pastie sympathizers kidnap them and take them to an island off the coast of Florida. Harry has no choice but to reveal his true job, and wipe them out before the bad guys can make a pastie large enough to wipe out Disneyland. The final cut replaced the pasties with nuclear weapons, since pasties are too scary and the film would have been X-rated.
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