The world of Hollywood draws many of its ideas from the world of Pie Movies. Sadly, many Pie Movies are altered during production and marketing to be pieless. Please read the pages below to see what could have been.
Pietanic
The original plot involved Leonardo Di Crapio and Kate Winslet in a fictional love triangle with a pretty boy on board the doomed cruise liner, the Pietanic. The ship's only food supply was pies, and even the hull was lined with pastry, which was intended to plug any gaps between the pie-dish plates. After detouring towards the Arctic to get some more ice for the cocktail bar, they discovered some rats had stowed away, and had started to eat away at the pastry lining. The ship sprang a leak, and sank just yards away from the ice-berg from which they would have been able to replenish their supply of ice cubes for their drinks. The final cut made the ships hull out of metal, and provided a more varied selection of foods for the passengers, because the props department ran out of money for lining the entire hull with pastry. They would have done it with special effects, but they didn't have those in 1912.
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